Day 3 and counting

It's day 3 of my new life as a stay at home dad. I wanted to start on day 1 but the baby is keeping me fairly busy...hold on, he just started crying again. The perkie, binkie, pacifier, whatever the heck it's called...is my best friend and the swing he floats in is a close second. My coffee-to-beer turnover time is about 10 minutes and falling asleep has never been easier. Staying asleep is another story.